funny

An Arab was interviewed at d US Embassy for a U.S.A visa...

Consul : What's ur name?
Arab : Abdul Husein Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : 6-10 times a week
Consul : No, I mean.... male or
female?
Arab : both male & female &
sometimes even camels
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows & dogs too!!!
Consul : Man....isn't it hostile???
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any
style...
Consul : Oh... dear!
Arab : Deer??? No deer! They run too fast!

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‎​MBBS Professor-
The Sperm is made of glucose, d same material sugar is made of...
A girl raised her hand- Then y doesn't it taste like sugar.?
The Professor's reply was a medical master piece- My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of ur tongue & not in the end of ur throat..X_X
‎​=)]Chinese Call-Centre=)]

~Caller: “Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan”
~Operator: “Yes, you can speak to me.”
~Caller: “No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!”
~Operator: “Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?”
~Caller: “I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.”
~Operator: “I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?”
~Caller: “Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.”
~Operator: “Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!”
~Caller: “You are so rude! Who are you?”
Operator: “I’m Saw Ree.”
~Caller: “Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!”
~Operator: “That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree.”
~Caller: “Oh …….God!! ! !”X_X
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