lawak

‎​Boy 2 girl's father
'' This is just a formality but I still ask, can I marry ur daughter?''
Father- Who told u its just a formality?
Boy-"The pregnancy report"...:p X_X
‎​​A woman goes to Italy to attend 2-week
  company training session.
  Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes
  her to have a good trip.
  The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what
  would you like me to bring for you?"
  The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"
  The woman kept quiet and left.
  Two weeks later he picks her up in the
  airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
  "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"
  "Which present?" She asked.
  "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
  "Oh, that" she said
   "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait
  for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!" :D B)
‎​CUTE STORY:A kid aftr being beaten by his mom was sittin out. Dad askd him, "Wat happend son?"He said, "I can't adjust wth ur wife anymre, I want my own. :)
Telephone rings at night.
Husband:"If its for me then say dat Im not at home"
Wife answrs:"He is at home"
Husband:"What the hell?"
Wife:''It was for me''
A girl came out from her honeymoon room fully exhausted & told her friend "When this 70 year old bastard said he had saved a lot for 50 years.
I thought it was MONEY!"
‎​‎​‎​Most Men Think That Larger The Woman's Breasts, The Less Intelligent She Is..

But d Fact Is

"Larger d Woman's Breasts d More Brainless Men Become"!:p X_X =D
‎​When u start ur day,
Keep 3 words in ur pocket:
TRY-TRUE-TRUST

TRY-4 better future
TRUE-wid ur work
TRUST-in God

then success will b in ur feet!:D
‎​WOMEN are the best vehicles in the world, because:

1. Two beautiful headlights in front,

2. Two great bumpers at the back,

3. Self-lubricating when hot,

4. Finger-touch ignition,

5. Automatic engine oil change every month,

6. Any type of Pistons fit!

7. Multiple seating styles and adjustments,

8. Highest mileage
(9 months in just 5ml).

THATS WHY MEN ARE DYING TO GET A RIDE!