men are impossible to please

‎​‎​​ If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line” If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover; If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP... If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN. If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (luck????)If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT????????If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY ....Send it to girls also, make them feel good, coz its freaking fucking very true! :>